geek is the color for fall

mosoli: fuckyeahbandbuffalo: hollisterclarinerd: fuzzyxteddybear: About Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.  oh my god  crying get my gun i need to kill a bitch

mosoli:

fuckyeahbandbuffalo:

hollisterclarinerd:

fuzzyxteddybear:

About Beethoven’s 5th Symphony.

 

oh my god 

crying

get my gun

i need to kill a bitch

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peachskull: 347-flavors: darksideoftheshroom: The Himba wear little clothing, but the women are famous for covering themselves with otjize, a mixture of butter fat and ochre. The mixture gives their skins a reddish tinge. This symbolizes earth’s rich red color and the blood that symbolizes life, and is consistent with the Himba ideal of beauty. fucking awesome this woman is actually stunning gosh she is so beautiful GOSH, her hair, her skin colour, her complexion, her face in profile, everything about her is so lovely That’s just plain damn cool, that otjize thing.

peachskull:

347-flavors:

darksideoftheshroom:

The Himba wear little clothing, but the women are famous for covering themselves with otjize, a mixture of butter fat and ochre. The mixture gives their skins a reddish tinge. This symbolizes earth’s rich red color and the blood that symbolizes life, and is consistent with the Himba ideal of beauty.

fucking awesome

this woman is actually stunning

gosh she is so beautiful GOSH, her hair, her skin colour, her complexion, her face in profile, everything about her is so lovely

That’s just plain damn cool, that otjize thing.

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lafaggot:

is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:

“creamy chocolate skin”

“smooth caramel complexion”

“her legs were the color of cinnamon”

like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal

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gayundertones:

urietarded:

textbooks attempting to be racially diverse will always be the funniest thing 

chow liung pao and shyniqua went to the supermarket

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thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: brunobooty: jasonofsuburbia: tamralewallen: brogod: Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right. this is so awesome so much yes Omg Good Guy Jew

thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

brunobooty:

jasonofsuburbia:

tamralewallen:

brogod:

Personal Beliefs: you’re doing it right.

this is so awesome

so much yes

Omg

Good Guy Jew

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zaliel: doryswithay: khaleesi jewbilant: you see this? it’s called a razor if you’re a girl, USE IT your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY Or! Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following: hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women? women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it. childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them. AND ALSO: there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate.  all mammals have hair. We’re mammals. AND FINALLY: No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to. You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point? Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same. OJ MYU GOD I FUCKING HATE THE PERSON WHO REPLIED TO THIS SO MUCH ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT GIRLS TO WALK AROUMND LOOKING LIKE THEIR MOM HAD SEX WITH A MAMMOTH AND THEN GAVE BIRTH TO YOU NO I DONT THINK YOUD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH BECAUSE ITS FUCKING NASTY GIRLS NEED TO FUCKING SHAVE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT RO NOT SOCIETY ISNT CHANGIONG ANY TIME SOON JUST BECAUSE YOU POSTED SOMETHI NG ON THE INTERNET YOURE ALL FUCKING RETARDED

zaliel:

doryswithay:

khaleesi

jewbilant:

you see this?

it’s called a razor

if you’re a girl, USE IT

your hairy legs and armpits aren’t cute okay

you’re not helping out for woman’s rights or anything

YOU’RE JUST MAKING YOURSELF LOOK NASTY

Or!

Women have been socialized to believe that they must remove hair for a number of reasons, primarily the following:

  1. hair is historically and Biblically associated with power; we as a patriarchal culture are obsessed with keeping hair on men (facial hair, Hair Club for Men, hair plugs, whatever) and keeping it off women. You say hair on women is nasty; why is it only hair on women? Women and men have the same pubic hair. We all grow it out of our follicles for the same reason. Why is it only gross on women?
  2. women’s bodies have been considered the property of men since the dawn of time, and therefore we have been held to a standard of beauty and attractiveness that is not determined by us but is instead determined by something called the male gaze, which is erases all sexualities and genders other than cisgender heterosexual men and assumes that women are performing for it.
  3. childlike women are considered less “threatening” and more “feminine” because they are naive, quiet, and rely on ~*adult men*~ to take care of them.

AND ALSO:

  1. there is a fallacy about pubic hair that it is dirty. It is not dirty. In fact, it’s there to keep your genitals cleaner. Pubic hair and armpit hair are also there to spread your pheromones around and make it easier for you to attract a mate. 
  2. all mammals have hair. We’re mammals.

AND FINALLY:

  1. No one else’s body is your business. Ever. You want to shave? Go ahead! That’s totally your prerogative and if you’re more comfortable shaving, feel free. But given that pubic hair isn’t innately dirty, there’s no reason for anyone to remove it if they don’t want to.

You’re not sending out some edgy, hardcore message here. You’re just reinforcing what our culture wants you to reinforce. Before you pick up that razor again, think about why you want to shave. Is it just because our culture told you to? Why’d they tell you to? What’s the point?

Do what makes you comfortable and what makes you happy, and let others do the same.

OJ MYU GOD I FUCKING HATE THE PERSON WHO REPLIED TO THIS SO MUCH ARE YOU SAYING YOU WANT GIRLS TO WALK AROUMND LOOKING LIKE THEIR MOM HAD SEX WITH A MAMMOTH AND THEN GAVE BIRTH TO YOU NO I DONT THINK YOUD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH BECAUSE ITS FUCKING NASTY GIRLS NEED TO FUCKING SHAVE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT RO NOT SOCIETY ISNT CHANGIONG ANY TIME SOON JUST BECAUSE YOU POSTED SOMETHI NG ON THE INTERNET YOURE ALL FUCKING RETARDED

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY THE CAST OF ‘THE AVENGERS’ [x]

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c-chanfromda:

venescrookedpene:

chandeluresinitaly:

vriskas-ochinchin:

faggot is not offensive stop saying it’s offensive

It literally means a bundle of sticks

People are literally calling each other bundles of sticks

No, people are literally calling each other cigarettes

no, actually you are thinking of fag.

At any rate, people are calling each other inanimate objects and it’s ridiculous.

That awkward moment when you’re talking and you realize no one cares about what you’re saying.

the-absolute-best-gifs:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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keitheaverage: That awkward moment when you’re a sane member of a really infamous fanbase and you’re trying to convince people that you’re not “one of them.”

keitheaverage:

That awkward moment when you’re a sane member of a really infamous fanbase and you’re trying to convince people that you’re not “one of them.”

For everyone who’s searching for evidence that KP either will come back from the dead or never died in the first place, I give you this little nugget of knowledge from the wiki:

Also, keep in mind that he teleported Simon in episode 37. If I recall correctly, until that episode, Simon and Lewis were the only ones who could do that.

shoutout to all my followers who don’t hate me yet

laugh-addict:

via laugh-addict

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HE IS A VERY FUNNY MAN IS HE NOT LADIES: Create yourself as a Disney Princess

akahfied:

njeekyo:

hannapirita:

seittilelu:

Create yourself as a Disney Princess

I ate octupus today and felt bad for it. I never feel weird eating meat. I’m quite fond of sealife. I would love to be an octopus princess ;w;

I don’t look much of a princess… I’m…

Apparently I’m the nerdy modern adventure princess.

Okay cool.

canibechieftooguys:

I really really really like the fanfiction Those Lacking Spines

And I ship Zexion and Lexaeus like a lot and Vexen and Xigbar too even if I’m totally missing the point the fic is trying to send

Well actually I’m not because the point of the fic is “Don’t make interesting characters into mindless yaoi tropes”, not “Don’t ship two guys ever”

Either way oh god you guys should read that fic

It’s fucking long but it’s really good ; m ;” I didn’t finish it yet but alsdk

Yessss Those Lacking Spines is best fanfic

canibechieftooguys: strangephantomparticle: canibechieftooguys: strangephantomparticle: canibechieftooguys: THIS PERSON KEEPS SENDING ME THIS GROUP REQUEST THING AND I’M JUST LIKE “WAIT HOW…” SOB I DON’T JUDGE SHIPS BUT I DON’T… SHIP MORDECAI x TWILIGHT WHERE ON EARTH DID I SEND A SIGNAL LIKE THAT …did AO2 change his username? Because I could have sworn he was the only one in that club. GOD I DON’T KNOW IT’S KIND OF TERRIFYING SOB Also Isa did you see the chart I made :’v Yeah, and it is beyond true. Sob really I just don’t understand I really don’t understand Heir told me I might understand her more if I had the heart to heart chats I had with him and I’m just like “BUT I DON’T… WANT… TO… OMG SHE’S JUST SO WAY BEYOND MY STANDARDS OF BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR PEOPLE SHE WOULDN’T EVEN BE WORTH IT” I mean with Heir at least there was the prize of platonically winning the pessimistic cynical goth kuudere boy’s heart but just WITH CYN WHAT DO I EVEN… GET FOR IT. JUST.. SOOB….. …a chance to tell her that no one gives a shit and that it’s kind of a dick move to interrupt conversations with meaningless facts about her characters? Or maybe just more ships imposed on you. Either way.

canibechieftooguys:

strangephantomparticle:

canibechieftooguys:

strangephantomparticle:

canibechieftooguys:

THIS PERSON KEEPS SENDING ME THIS GROUP REQUEST THING AND I’M JUST LIKE

“WAIT HOW…”

SOB I DON’T JUDGE SHIPS BUT I DON’T… SHIP MORDECAI x TWILIGHT WHERE ON EARTH DID I SEND A SIGNAL LIKE THAT

…did AO2 change his username? Because I could have sworn he was the only one in that club.

GOD I DON’T KNOW IT’S KIND OF TERRIFYING SOB

Also Isa did you see the chart I made :’v

Yeah, and it is beyond true.

Sob really I just don’t understand

I really don’t understand

Heir told me I might understand her more if I had the heart to heart chats I had with him and I’m just like

“BUT I DON’T… WANT… TO… OMG SHE’S JUST SO WAY BEYOND MY STANDARDS OF BENDING OVER BACKWARDS FOR PEOPLE SHE WOULDN’T EVEN BE WORTH IT”

I mean with Heir at least there was the prize of platonically winning the pessimistic cynical goth kuudere boy’s heart but just

WITH CYN WHAT DO I EVEN… GET FOR IT. JUST.. SOOB…..

…a chance to tell her that no one gives a shit and that it’s kind of a dick move to interrupt conversations with meaningless facts about her characters?

Or maybe just more ships imposed on you. Either way.